North Shore Nine

Disclaimer: We are not experts. We are all idiots. This is for fun and nothing we say should be taken seriously in any way.

The crew had a decent week 16, posting a 4-3 record. Cody wasn’t able to pull a rabbit out of the hat again, but Tyler continued his hot streak. Here are the records heading into week 17:

Jim (4-3)
DiNardo (2-5)
Ryan (4-2-1)
Tyler (6-1)
Kenny (4-3)
Doug (3-4)
Cody (1-5)

Jim – Falcons / Bears u38 Points 🚫

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Both teams’ strengths are their defense and both teams struggle to move the ball through the air. This is likely an unwatchable game so just bet that this is going to be unwatchable.

DiNardo – Jake Browning o235.5 Passing Yards 🚫

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It’s time to salvage this year for me. Jake Browning has been nothing short of excellent since replacing Burrow and has only thrown under 275 yards once in games started which was his very first game. In what looks like a game of who will score 30 first, this is the lock of locks.

Ryan – Colts -3.5 🚫

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Raiders little fun story with interim coach Antonio Pierce will hit a wall today in Indy after their big win over the Chiefs on Christmas. Classic letdown game.

Tyler – Chris Olave o 67.5 receiving yards 🚫

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This one almost lines up too well. Olave has crushed this number in 4 of his last 5 and his only outing under was due to injury. The Buccaneers have given up more yards to wide receivers than anyone this season.

Kenny – D’Andre Swift o66.5 rushing yards 🚫

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The past two weeks Swift has seen 18 and 20 carries that have yielded him 166 yards. The Cardinals have allowed the 2nd most rushing yards to RBs in the league and have given up over 110 in 13 of their 17 games.

Doug – Chicago -3 ✅

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Trust me, bro!

Cody – Najee Harris Any Time TD ✅

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Cuz why not!